Java Jaguar

I’m not sure how universal a term the Royal Rumble is that every Java reader knows it. It’s from professional wrestling, and it is a match where there are 20 wrestlers in the ring at the start of the match and they brawl until there is only one wrestler left standing. Wrestlers are eliminated from the match by being thrown over the top rope out of the ring.

I’m not a big wrestle-maniac, but I remember watching one when I was a kid. In theory it’s every man for himself. But in the match I saw, right as the bell rang, like 5 guys started beating on Hulk Hogan and 5 guys started beating on Andre the Giant. And some other stuff was happening as well.

So now, Java is Hulk Hogan in this upcoming match, he just doesn’t know it yet.

“Let’s get ready to rummmmmble!”

Right after this artijoke.