Oh no! Java’s feelings are hurt! And hurting jaguars don’t do comedy.

Java is on strike until someone leaves him a comment.

Really I shouldn’t point fingers as I’ve been lax about responding to comments both here and in Kickman the last couple weeks. Which is why instead of just not posting a strip, I instead posted a whole strip about why I’m not posting a strip.

But you should be ashamed of yourselves. Java just went back to his trailer and is listening to “Everybody Hurts Sometimes” by REM over and over again.