I managed to coax Java out of the stock room. Turns out he’s been grumpy because the producers asked him to lay off the anti-leopard rhetoric. We agreed to allow him to skinny shame the scone salesperson. (Huh. That was a fancy bit of alliteration).

Felines. So finicky.

As you can no doubt see, I actually had this strip finished before posting Java’s diva tantrum, just changed the dialog bubbles. I’m all about phoning in my comic-making efforts.