Java 161
on June 3, 2020
at 8:00 am
I managed to coax Java out of the stock room. Turns out he’s been grumpy because the producers asked him to lay off the anti-leopard rhetoric. We agreed to allow him to skinny shame the scone salesperson. (Huh. That was a fancy bit of alliteration).
Felines. So finicky.
As you can no doubt see, I actually had this strip finished before posting Java’s diva tantrum, just changed the dialog bubbles. I’m all about phoning in my comic-making efforts.
Java, that skinny person might not be able to bulk up from eating baked goods. She might even agree with you the maple flavored scone are nasty tasting.
Yeah, uhh, that’s actually good advice.