Java 277
on October 12, 2022
at 8:00 am
Looks like Java is on Team Raphael. What’s Matt going to do if he doesn’t have jaguar backup?
Will Gayle fall for Raphael’s chiseled muscles and glorious head of hair? Will Matt fight for her and get broken in half like a wish bone? Find out in the next exciting few adventures of Java Jaguar: Quest for the Hot Yoga Teacher.
Nope, Matt will win. Gayle will choose him, since the store has a very charming mascot (Java).
But, but… what if Java decides he’d rather hang out with Raphael?
Matt knows how to make coffee of all kinds.
Raphael does not, which is why hes has to buy coffee.
So..Java should help Matt. After all baristas are a coffee lovers friend, who you NEED to keep happy.
Seconded. With the caveat that Gayle may be tempted/swayed or angered, temporarily (Rafael is built & somewhat eloquent in the short term, & Matt has made mistakes).