Java Jaguar

Most things that people are afraid of can’t actually hurt them. You may be terrified of spiders, but really if you think clearly for a second, you could squash it in a thousand different ways before it new what was coming. So for people who are afraid of clowns, I recommend just enrolling in your local Fight Club and going toe-to-toe with a Bozo for a few rounds. Just a few tips, don’t waste time punching the giant nose or doing toe stomps. They are immune.