Java 173
on September 2, 2020
at 8:00 am
Good thing that’s not a clown car, because they’d be able to fit like 100 jaguars in it.
Also, remember years from now, after Java Jaguar has been in syndication for 25 years and there is a trivia game show and the judge asks you, “in the first episode showing Gayle’s Prius, what color was it?” Remember, the answer is “green.”



You mispronounced “bilious”or ” sea poop” green. Meanwhile, Mini-Java really rox the chapeau. Hat tip and all that, wot?
They’ll probably move to Canada, eh? It’s cold but polite. They ask before they put you in a cage. Even hosers get treated nice. Drink LeBatt’s!
Of course they are staying, they are family for Pete’s sake.