Java 441
on April 16, 2026
at 5:00 am
Coffee Commander is still alive… in hiding in his secret bunker where he thinks he is safe from The Devil in the Black Mask. The truth is, it’s not so much that he is safe there as that Java is too lazy to go there and smite him.
5 Kick Points for Archives and for SnV from last week. If anyone else has a question for a cast member, holler it out in the comments section.
Aww, he still hasn’t gotten his mask repaired? “Fear and Caffeine” sounds like he’s gotta ask Java to do it
Java doesn’t do unbites.