Java 442
on April 23, 2026
at 5:00 am
Uh-oh. Gayle forgot her words again.
I originally was going to make Java the author of that letter, but I thought everyone was ready for some beefcake back in the strip. If Java wrote the letter it would be just for the sake of being a jerk. But Rafael…. Rafael has an agenda to steal Gayle away from the skinny twerp.
Should this launch into an eight-part Matt Vs Rafael war?
Well, depends on if anyone else has a letter to submit for any other cast members…



I have a letter for Lucky, “Dear Lucky, how’s it goin bud? Still running Brazilian coffee franchises? Don’t be a stranger, Larry”
Oh, man! Lucky!
Now, I need to come up with a clever/funny response… Hurm.
I’ve got nothing just yet….
Hurm.
“Hurm” is moderately chuckle-inducing, it will do in a pinch.
Matt and Rafael should hook up!