Uh-oh. Gayle forgot her words again.

I originally was going to make Java the author of that letter, but I thought everyone was ready for some beefcake back in the strip. If Java wrote the letter it would be just for the sake of being a jerk. But Rafael…. Rafael has an agenda to steal Gayle away from the skinny twerp.

Should this launch into an eight-part Matt Vs Rafael war?

Well, depends on if anyone else has a letter to submit for any other cast members…