I can’t remember if I named this customer. Java has threatened him previously… wait, I think his name was Miguel. I can’t remember if that name actually appeared in the strip or if I just decided that’s his name. Now[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The thrill of the hunt without the messy clean up. Everyone wins! Unless you’re the whale. The whale gets to lose repeatedly now. Speaking of whales, someone find a really rich person to bankroll Java Jaguar the Movie. I figure[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Saving the planet, one cafe order at a time. Remember folks, we vote for the world we want to live in with our purchasing dollars. Speaking of that, if you haven’t gotten your copy yet of Java Jaguar, Volume One:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Obviously, kids will want to play on a dead whale in the parking lot. I did not actually call any companies to get a price check on removing a whale carcass from a strip mall. But I think $50,000 sounds[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I will now wait for a minute while about… oh… 25% of you to look up “ambergris” on your search engine of choice. Might I recommend the Duck Duck Go browser. I would say closer to 75% of the population[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think Java should have also called him “biped.” I’m just wondering… how bad can Java be and him still be considered the lovable, sassy, talking jaguar? At what point does he just become the villain? I mean… the dude[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sorry, I’m late folks. All three strips are back up and running now. I’m over being sick, but also back to working as a 5th-grade science teacher. Hope everyone had a great Halloween. And what would be a better Halloween[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yup, back to the bickering over politics and every other subject. Of course I wrote this before RFK, Jr. announced he was running as an Independent, so now that’s the obvious fill-in-the-blank that most people will think of. But I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have you got one of those friends. The guys you wonder why you hang around with? Yeah… Java has one. It’s that Matt dude. Extra Java strips this week while I play catch up. Fortunately, this Friday will be my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think I can stretch this out for about 6 or 7 more strips, what with Java’s super-jaguar lung capacity. Quickly created a Java Jaguar strip since I was not even close to finishing today’s Kickman page. I know, it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
