Published a day late. I’ve been working every day as a substitute teacher, which is much worse than my usual schedule of… not working. My lesson for today was drawing faces with emotion. And as a study, I gave out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Baristas don’t get no respect. No respect at all. Oh, by the way, I’ve added a new mug to the Java Gear collection. And best of all, if you swing it in a circle while holding the handle and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t do it, Java! If you say something nice to someone you will lose your Jaguar Powers! He’s like Wolverine combined with House, MD. So I decided not to take the full-time art job and just to continue working as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Uh oh… something’s going on inside that head of Matt’s. Stay tuned to see what kind of life-changing decisions Matt will be making soon.
My best moment as a barista: We used to have “mystery shoppers” come through the line and rate our performance as Starbucks employees. If you get a perfect score, the workers get $50. I was the subject of a mystery[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“I’d also like to try out this pressure point attack on you.” I think the novelty of having a talking jaguar would start to wear thin when he’s just always a jerk to you. And in case anyone would like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
100% Guarantee. Java probably just wanted an excuse to strike fear into the hearts of customers. Coffee customers after all are a cowardly and superstitious lot. This strip is available as a coffee mug over at the Java Gear store.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The coffee snob is back in the cafe. Matt may just serve him The Defibrillator to get rid of him once and for all. Disclaimer: The management of Coffee Now, LLC does not endorse killing customers with any sort of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Back to business as usual in the cafe. Until the next big campaign arc, “Attack of the Harpy-Sphinx hybrids!!!” If anyone here has a Midjourney account, could you generate a harpy-sphinx hybrid for me? Thanks in advance.
After all the internet is full of some dumb stuff. There are probably some much better lines I could have had for that last panel. Something about the Earth being flat maybe. If someone can think of a better “I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
