As you all know, I do meticulous research on this strip. So I watched this video entitled “baby chipmunk sounds” in order to have authentic onomatopoeia in baby chip’s dialog bubbles. I think we can all agree I nailed this:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
HAPPY 400th JAVA JAGUAR STRIP! We celebrate episode #400 with… well, just a regular daily scene of Java being snarky in the cafe. I know for episode #200 I dropped the “I am your father, but not really I guess[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You can tell that Java respects Matt because he doesn’t require any stitches. Or maybe Java has started to mellow out and drink chamomile tea. Also… “Look! It’s a new background location for the Java Jaguar series!” I needed a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Pi Day Eve, everybody! Now that the Civet Samurai have been dealt with, Java can get back to his regular cafe duties of insulting customers. I will be based out of Foster City in San Mateo county for a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For those of you that don’t remember the “Petting Zoo” incident, it was way back in Java Jaguar #76. It was also the first time Java used the “Death Blossom” maneuver. The parking lot of that same petting zoo was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is that a hint of respect in Java’s face? It is apparent in his voice… but this is a web comic and you cant hear it. So just trust me on that one. Sorry, I have been in incognito mode[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Translation from Civetese in that last panel: “He disarmed me then kicked me in the nads! He has no honor!” “He is not human! He is a devil in a black mask!” I got a memo from Java’s agent demanding[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whoa! Where did Java go? And look, it’s the mysterious vigilante known as The Devil in a Black Mask! Looks like we’re going to see some action now! Today’s Java Jaguar strip was drawn and uploaded from my friend’s place[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blue Ninja Clan. Because even bad ninja deserve a chance! Why hire the best when you can hire Blue? Blue Ninja. The most affordable ninja clan—because we have to be. Wow, those guys really “Blue” it. Sorry, everyone, about my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I never finished this week’s Kickman page, so instead I am publishing an emergency Java Jaguar strip to fill in. As an aside, I decided to actually look up what kind of noise a civet cat makes and was pleasantly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
