Java Jaguar

Blue Ninja Clan. Because even bad ninja deserve a chance!

Why hire the best when you can hire Blue?

Blue Ninja. The most affordable ninja clan—because we have to be.

Wow, those guys really “Blue” it.

Sorry, everyone, about my erratic release schedule. Trying to get back on track.

Today’s Java Jaguar was drawn and uploaded from my friend Jon’s place in Anaheim, California. The Java Mobile may be having a stroke, so I’ve got a little over a week before my next pet sit starts in Moorspark to either repair this van or just buy a new one in this area. And by “new” I mean a used one in the $10,000 range… If anyone would like to contribute to the Java Mobile II fund you can support me on Patreon or Paypal. You can also upvote me on HIVE. Or buy a Java Jaguar book from Amazon. Or just share Java Jaguar links every week with your friends and family to gradually increase my fame so that Java Jaguar movie deal finally comes through. You know what, if you want to just cut out the middle man you can order me a van and I’ll pick it up from anywhere in California. Actually, anywhere in the United States. Continental… Continental United States. Including Vancouver and Alberta, the 51st and 52nd states.

Greenland is right out.