Java 390
on January 9, 2025
at 7:00 am
Who do you call to deal with an infestation of samurai civets?
I am currently safe from the fires that are incinerating the Los Angeles area. I am about 100 miles south of the danger zone, so not worried about evacuating. In about three weeks though I am supposed to be sitting in Moorpark, which is about 40 miles northwest of the fires. It looks like I’ll either be driving through the aftermath of the fires or re-routed a couple hundred miles to get there. We’ll see how it pans out.
Today’s Java Jaguar was drawn and uploaded from Oceanside, California. I am taking care of a doggie named Harley and a cat named Sammy for the next five days. No civets.
Matt, Matt, you know how to motivate Java. Tell him the civets are eating his scones and drinking his coffee.
Well, I doubt they would touch his coffee. Because for civets coffee beans are poop so coffee would be boiling poop water. Humans are so gross. Honor demands we slice them with our tiny katanas!
that’s hilarious.
I suppose the best way to motivate Java is to point out that the civets might actually drink his coffee…
Drink steaming hot poop water?? Ewww!