Java 358
“It’ll go great with my latte.” Is what Matt should have muttered under his breath. Um, just low enough for the audience to hear and not Java.
So, while Morebucks is a multi-national corporation with its tendrils reaching deep into the forests of Argentina and the Sphinxdom of Egypt. It also had one Coffee Commander as its head. And Java was able to make them surrender just by biting his face and sending a message.
What happens now when his enemy is about a thousand multi-national corporations? Will he need to call in help? Perhaps Kickman and Grayhawk are available since they have been disavowed by the Justice Rangers and the SHMB (Superhero Management Bureau). Maybe some Real Superheroines? Are we finally at a Coffee Crisis on Infinite Earths event???
Nah, probably not. This will all be resolved within next week’s 3 panels.
Any guesses on how? You can score some Spoiler Kick Points.
I’ll take a gander on ‘Future Java intervenes to protect the timeline’ and ‘it goes nowhere because too many working hours are reliant on coffee’.
Better get an early start. Slap Fast & Slap Hard!!!
I work for a multinational dairy company. Make sure you give the top man a really hard slap…. With your claws out!!!
Does Java have a Go-Fund-Me for this? Seeing Java Smack Down the WEF would be well worth it.
(Just let me be clear that, despite my choice of words, Vince McMahon is not involved since that’s the WWE, not the WEF )