Java 362
on June 27, 2024
at 5:00 am
IYou can see a little more of this mysterious stranger who is compelled to find Java. He is so driven, that rather than walk around an army camp of evil mercenary soldiers he would rather go through it.
Thankfully, they were evil mercenaries, led by an evil general, so… no biggie.
Will this being eventually find Java? Nah… never happen. I mean, how could he possibly get across the southern U.S. border without papers? That thing is an impenetrable barrier.
Clean, pressed shirts when fighting in the jungle? Obviously these guys are using black magic.
” I mean, how could he possibly get across the southern U.S. border without papers? That thing is an impenetrable barrier.”
IKR? Also, that would be *ILLEGAL*! No one would dare to face the punishment of breaking our border laws…..
To say nothing of the miles (or kilometers, since they’re not in the US) between the Amazon basin & the US border, much of it rather rough terrain (or, you know, open sea, by shortest line on a map).