Java 374
Poor Lucky! Even his life coach thinks he’s a loser…
I am reminded constantly about the Chris Farley SNL skits about his life coach/motivational speaker character. Mostly because I’ve published a couple of life coach/motivational books. And because my name is Matt. And I live in a van. Just not down by the river.
And of course I only live in a van part-time between pet-sitting gigs. Speaking of, today’s Java Jaguar is being uploaded from San Rafael, Ca where I am cruising with Lula the Chihuahua. I’m leaving tomorrow for a return sit in Alamo, Ca.
Normally this is where I would upload the time lapse video of the creation of this strip. But it would be a 3-second video, since almost all of this was just copy-pasted from Java 369. With some stars added and one arm changed along with some eyes.
There has to be room for idiots, otherwise we good people would have nothing to compare ourselves to.
Vive les idiots!
I’m providing a service!