Java 370
on August 22, 2024
at 5:00 am
“Four legs good, two legs bad!”
Hey, it’s not propaganda if it’s true.
I think Java is starting to feel sorry for this half-jaguar, half-vampire, half-rakshasa, full-wimpy kid. Maybe he can train him to be a seeing eye dog.
I’d like to introduce Java to German police dogs. They wear boots on their paws because of the amount of broken glass in the cobblestones.
Poor German police paws! I think dogs in Australia have to wear socks or shoes during midday so they don’t burn their paws. Fortunately, Lucian has BOOTS! Thanks to Antonio Banderas, he can pass himself off as a bad ass.
Be nice if they did the same in New Orleans. But hey can’t even bring the dogs into the French Quarter due to the stench of generations of idiots pissing and puking on the cobblestones.
Footpaws? So send the kid to Cat-Fight Club, to toughen up and fight like a cat.
Cat-Fight Club for cats is frowned upon, thank you very much Michael Vick!
Cat-Fight Club for humans though… woohoo!
(insert plug for The Real Superheroines of Hive Valley, rated “C” for cat fight)
Wow, Lucian’s far more adorable than Java
You take that back!
The thought that Jave is adorable? Yah, take that back.
Adorable isn’t his strong suit. His strength is elsewhere.
(Handpaws and Footpaws are pretty darn cute)